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Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop gift guide: Shop $75 orgasm candle, 'ridiculous' $34,000 jungle gym

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Deck the halls with… an orgasm candle?

Move over, Oprah Winfrey. Gwyneth Paltrow released her highly anticipated Goop holiday guide on Tuesday, offering an eclectic selection of gifts suitable for all types of self-care and wellness junkies as the holiday season quickly approaches. 

Everyone has that one person on their list who is difficult to shop for, whether they already have it all or are a little picky. But you can never go wrong with self-care these days. 

The lifestyle and health company has something wacky for every taste, whether it's an $85 "Self-Heating G. Spot Vibrator" for lovers or a "ridiculous" $34,000 Bubble Gum Gym (no, we are not kidding) for those looking to spend a pretty penny on luxurious self-care. 

Here's a look at Goop's holiday guide, which is separated into 10 categories, including The Ridiculous but Awesome, The Under-$100 and The Lover.

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The holidays are known for the scents of fresh pine and cranberry, but if you're looking for something a little more seductive, try Goop's $75 "This Smells Like My Orgasm" candle, described as "a scent that’s sexy, surprising, and wildly addictive." Other provocative gifts include $55 "libido supplements" and a $45 "sensual massage oil" sex stone. 

Thinking of something a little more wholesome? Try a $300 10-piece cookware set for companions who love to cook, a $155 set of espresso cups for friends and family who fancy hosting or a $375 Wagyu filet bundle (yes, actual steak) for those who enjoy both. 

Got some money to blow? Goop's holiday guide suggests a $10,500 Chanel sled, a $22,000 Robinson Pelham River bracelet or a $3,795 cedar soaking tub.

The most expensive (and head-scratching) item on Goop's holiday guide is the $34,000 Bubble Gum Gym, a jungle gym that features gold-plated details and lacquered wood.

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If you are on a budget, the guide's "Under-$100" section is for you. Try the $39 moon calendar, $95 personal concrete fireplace or a $100 wireless charging tray.